Monday, April 21, 2008

Metallica Creates Real-Life Episode of Metalocalypse in Mountain View

"... cheers rang out, tears fell and metal reigned during an epic six-hour marathon of autograph-signing, chatting and pictures. ..."
(Editorial note: Some people assume these guys are divas, but I saw them go through five boxes of sharpies, smile for thousands of pictures and ignore some serious personal obligations to make sure every last fan felt special. The fan, the fan, the fan. That's how you get to #1.)
Metallica Talk New LP, U.S. Tour at Frenzied Record Store Day, By David Downs

Friday, April 18, 2008

David Downs vs. Producer Dan the Automator

"Naturally, I assumed the veteran producer would have no skills whatsoever and I could whomp up on him whilst doing a pithy interview. Yet here I sit, down fifteen points at the end of the first half in an East Bay battle of Dan's Golden State Warriors against my Sacramento Kings."
East Bay Express | Music | Dashed Hoop Dreams

The Code IS the Column

"Xia calls it “ballot box communications,” an offshoot of Web technology that provides a tally of what users are thinking even though they never communicate directly.

On popular Web sites such as YouTube and Digg, the new technology highlights videos and news stories based on rankings or mouse clicks, steering users to the most popular clips and sound bites.

“You could say it’s human nature. If I know a lot of people have chosen a particular video, I also want to experience that,” said Xia, lead researcher for the study that will appear in Communications of the ACM, a publication of the Association for Computing Machinery."

Web Sites Influence Users, Even When They Don't Communicate Directly

Thursday, April 17, 2008

New Weezer Offers Candy with the Pork & Beans

Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the chart / maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art
I wouldn't stress it, Rivers.
Single available 4.24.08

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

GTA IV: Radio


It's been a long time since I've been to Liberty City and with our trip less than two weeks away and Liberty City radio coming in loud and clear - I'm getting all nostalgic. ... Remember that time, with the Ballas, on the basketball courts, doing donuts as the casings rained down? Mmmm, two weeks is two weeks too long.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

CJR: Neuroscience Reporting, Debugged


Flackery and extrapolation plague stories about the brain By David Downs Mon 14 Apr 2008 03:50 PM
Within the last month, Wired magazine’s Mark Anderson and author Tom Wolfe, in an interview published in the San Francisco Chronicle, did something rarely seen in the manic world of neuroscience reporting. They broke rank with the chorus of hypesters, saying, in essence, that we barely know what we think we know about the human brain. ...

Monday, April 14, 2008

Giant WWII mine detonated at English seaside town - Boing Boing


Big bada boom.

Oakland Sideshow Burns Home Down

Bay Area News in Brief - San Jose Mercury News:
"Police say two cars involved in an Oakland car-stunt 'sideshow' rally plowed through a front yard and into a home, igniting a blaze that torched the three-bedroom residence.

Authorities said the two drivers lost control of their vehicles and hit each other before slamming into the one-story home in East Oakland early Saturday morning."

Town taxes, ya'll.

Idolator: Now Universal's Bitch?

mediabistro.com: FishbowlNY:
"* IDOLATOR is going to Buzznet, a music-focused web and social network. Buzznet recently acquired Idolator's chief rival, Stereogum, and received a big investment from Universal Music Group."
So, to recap: a blog dedicated to targeting "the pasty white tastemakers, the duplicitous music marketers and the manufactured pop idols" just got bought for nothing "material" by Universal?

We are so disappointed.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

No plastic surgery allowed in the apartment

S.J. woman pleads guilty in botched plastic surgery operations:
A 47-year-old San Jose woman has pleaded guilty to illegally practicing medicine and other charges after she performed cosmetic surgery operations at her home that went awry, including face lifts, lip plumps and tummy tucks, prosecutors said today. ... Both also pleaded guilty to two counts of mayhem ... "
Mayhem?
"Mayhem, under the common law of crimes, consisted of the intentional and wanton removal of a body part that would handicap a person's ability to defend himself in combat."
Ahh. Oh yes. Duh.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Free Tibetans on GG Bridge: Ballsy, if Futile

Gun Finally Pried From Charleton Heston's Cold Dead Hands


From Acting to Activism, an Imposing Aura - washingtonpost.com: "At a 2000 NRA rally in Charlotte, Heston declared the presidential race a referendum on gun-control legislation and criticized Democratic candidate Al Gore. Holding aloft a Revolutionary War rifle, Heston said, 'When the loss of liberty looms as it does now, this is for those who would take it -- and especially for you, Mr. Gore -- from my -- cold -- dead -- hands!'

That year, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and other GOP leaders credited Heston with energizing the Republican base for electoral victories."

Chilean PS3 Billboards




Via Here.

Friday, April 4, 2008

David Mamet in the Village Voice on NPR - "National Palestinian Radio"

"But in my life, a brief review revealed, everything was not always wrong, and neither was nor is always wrong in the community in which I live, or in my country. Further, it was not always wrong in previous communities in which I lived, and among the various and mobile classes of which I was at various times a part.

And, I wondered, how could I have spent decades thinking that I thought everything was always wrong at the same time that I thought I thought that people were basically good at heart? Which was it? I began to question what I actually thought and found that I do not think that people are basically good at heart; indeed, that view of human nature has both prompted and informed my writing for the last 40 years. I think that people, in circumstances of stress, can behave like swine, and that this, indeed, is not only a fit subject, but the only subject, of drama."


Dammit, Mamet, you're so good.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Headline Rewrite: Handful of White, Old Farts Lazy, Kidding Selves

Penn State Live - Good sexual intercourse lasts minutes, not hours, therapists say

Penn State Erie researchers Eric Corty and Jenay Guardiani conducted a survey of 50 full members of the Society for Sex Therapy and Research, which include psychologists, physicians, social workers, marriage/family therapists and nurses who have collectively seen thousands of patients over several decades.

Thirty-four, or 68 percent, of the group responded and rated a range of time amounts for sexual intercourse, from penetration of the vagina by the penis until ejaculation, that they considered adequate, desirable, too short and too long.

The average therapists’ responses defined the ranges of intercourse activity times: "adequate," from 3-7 minutes; "desirable," from 7-13 minutes; "too short" from 1-2 minutes; and "too long" from 10-30 minutes.

Subject: Part Time Crematory Operator

From: MXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXt>
Date: March 31, 2008 2:18:58 PM PDT
Subject: Part Time Crematory Operator

Thank you for responding to the part time crematory operator listing on Craig's list.
Prior to calling you in for an interview, I'd like to inform you of somethings that may help you decide if this is the job for you.
1. You will come into contact with deceased people on a daily basis.
2. You should be comfortable working in an industrial setting i.e., noisy, hot.
3. You should be able to work with heavy machinery, the cremation machines are loud and powerful.
4. You should be able to talk to people under stressful circumstances: you may have to talk to families of recently deceased people.
5. You should be able to read, spell and write clearly. Keeping a detailed cremation log is part of this job.
6. The salary if $15/hr.
7. The hours will be about 15 to 20 per week.
8. There will be other tasks, such as cleaning, filing, garden maintenance, washing cars that will also be your responsibility.
9. You should be physically cabable of lifting, pushing,pulling and moving 50lbs.
If you feel this is a job you are still interested in, please let me know simply by responding back to this e-mail. Thank you for your consideration. We will start the interview process around Wednesday, April 8th.
Best Regards,
XXXXXXXXX


"if $15/hr"? Brutal.