Army of 2 - PS3 - 1st Impression: Ptthbbt!

And why is everything "locked" when games start now?
"Just keep playing and you can unlock stuff. It'll get more fun."
More fun? How about now? With my shit pistol and rifle? [Snore.]
Level 2, and I already hate the people who made this game.
But. Oscar's coming over for some co-op. Co-op mode better rip nuts, or I will find a way to get even with EA for this.